Monday, October 26, 2009

Been meaning to...

post forever, but just haven't had time. Eva has really been silly lately. Some of the things that come out of that child's mouth are hilarious. I'll try to remember a few:

1.
Mickey: Eva, come in here and clean up this mess you made.
Eva: (walking into the room) Mess, what mess? I don't see a mess, I don't have my contacts in.

Of course, she doesn't wear glasses or contacts.

2.
Eva: Mommy, I've been thinking a lot about Halloween and what you could be.
Me: Oh great, because I haven't figured out what my costume should be, so let me know what you are thinking.
Eva: I was thinking you could be a heart.
Me: Oh, that's a great idea, Eva, so sweet.
Eva: (after a nice pause) and Daddy can be a butt crack!

3.
Ok, so this one is admittedly my fault. A little background info...we were coming home from the State Fair. We are all tired, cranky, feeling dirty etc. We pull up at 6:58 and there is a babysitter sitting outside because we are supposed to be going out for date night at 7:00. We walk in the house and Mickey says something obnoxious or snaps at me or something so I tell him to watch it and to not be such a crank ass. I quickly correct myself and change it to crank pot hoping that no one heard what I said. There's a little pause and Eva looks at the babysitter and says, 'Mickey is always an asspot.' Whoops :)

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