post forever, but just haven't had time. Eva has really been silly lately. Some of the things that come out of that child's mouth are hilarious. I'll try to remember a few:
1.
Mickey: Eva, come in here and clean up this mess you made.
Eva: (walking into the room) Mess, what mess? I don't see a mess, I don't have my contacts in.
Of course, she doesn't wear glasses or contacts.
2.
Eva: Mommy, I've been thinking a lot about Halloween and what you could be.
Me: Oh great, because I haven't figured out what my costume should be, so let me know what you are thinking.
Eva: I was thinking you could be a heart.
Me: Oh, that's a great idea, Eva, so sweet.
Eva: (after a nice pause) and Daddy can be a butt crack!
3.
Ok, so this one is admittedly my fault. A little background info...we were coming home from the State Fair. We are all tired, cranky, feeling dirty etc. We pull up at 6:58 and there is a babysitter sitting outside because we are supposed to be going out for date night at 7:00. We walk in the house and Mickey says something obnoxious or snaps at me or something so I tell him to watch it and to not be such a crank ass. I quickly correct myself and change it to crank pot hoping that no one heard what I said. There's a little pause and Eva looks at the babysitter and says, 'Mickey is always an asspot.' Whoops :)
